Low voltage internet

There is a dial up connection, DSL, cable modem but there is something different available at Bangalore today. It is low voltage internet. Voltage at home has dropped so much that flourouscent lamps are not glowing, fans are runing at 25% of speed. No risk of switching on TVs. But internet is just as fast as ever. There is a water scarcity in the city, there is power shortage now, but Internet just works. True silicon (only) valley! excitiiiiiiiiing!